If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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