hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think your dad took our porno
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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