I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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