dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We have so much sex to catch up on
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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