There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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