I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I understand Curling. That high.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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