My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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