I wannas sexs uuuuu
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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