So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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