please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
