You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
