the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Randomize
