What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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