Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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