CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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