Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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