just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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