pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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