I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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