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CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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