it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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