I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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