id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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