People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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