So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
