dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think I sprained my soul last night
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
