I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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