Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
And then my night got REAL pukey
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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