Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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