I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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