Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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