i would punch a child for taco bell
Fuck appropriateness.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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