have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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