Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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