i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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