from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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