Whod you bang
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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