I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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