Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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