She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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