is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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