school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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