that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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