can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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