alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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