Your face is a jimmy john
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Randomize
