seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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