I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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