I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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