its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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