I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
