He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i came on her dog
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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