can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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