i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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