Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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