They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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